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Google Statistics

Posted by Stephen W. on Feb 22, 2010 in Google Search, Google Trends, WTF?!

Google statistics often comes across odd information, but it’s never been this easy before. This showed up on the front page of top searches in the united states today.’ How do I get my sister to sleep with me’ stole the #5 rank, and this is ahead of Obama – the freaking president of the [...]

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Google Statistics: Search on ‘Why does my belly button…’

Posted by Stephen W. on Jan 7, 2010 in Google Search, WTF?!

Google statistics offers a variety of reasons each of us are different. Apparently, several people have been searching to learn more about their belly buttons, giving us proof just how diverse we all are. Some people have belly buttons that stink, while others simply itch. Some belly buttons hurt, or even bleed. Some only hurt when [...]

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Google Statistics: Search “How to Have a Miscarriage ON PURPOSE” WTF?!

Posted by Stephen W. on Jan 4, 2010 in Google Search, WTF?!

Google Statistics shows that we’ve reached a new low (or perhaps a new level of convenience), with the finding that modern day women are searching for a way to have a miscarriage on purpose. Seems abstinence is a joke. Condoms?: who needs ‘em! Birth Control is too annoying, and the morning-after pill is too rushed. These fine [...]

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Google Statistics: Street View Finds Suicidal Man on Roof!

Posted by Stephen W. on Nov 30, 2009 in Google Maps, Google Street View, WTF?!

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Google Statistics enhances the quality of life for everyone on Earth. Unfortunately this guy may be border-line suicidal. Don’t worry though. Someone caught wind of this, and the Google Street View team was the first at the scene. We wanted to catch his act live, and record it in Google Street View for [...]

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Google Statistics: Google Search, “What are these Strawberries doing on my Nipples?”

Posted by Stephen W. on Oct 25, 2009 in Google Search, WTF?!

Google Statistics often utilizes the Google Suggest auto-complete feature to find related searches on what the majority of other people may be searching for. We didn’t come across this on purpose, but while I was typing in “what are these 3 red lights in a ring on my Xbox 360?” I couldn’t help but notice [...]

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Google Statistics Bacon!!!

Posted by Stephen W. on Oct 8, 2009 in Google Search, WTF?!

Google Statistics has a insatiable taste for fine delicacies across the map. Seeing that we have such a sophisticated taste for exotic foods, we decided to share a juicy, rare surprise to our readers. As you can see, we’ve mixed the best of two worlds, Google and Bacon! That’s right, you can have both, and it’s free. Damn thing [...]

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Google Statistics: Google Search on “Best Way to..”

Posted by Stephen W. on Sep 18, 2009 in Google Search, WTF?!

Google Statistics is a place for sophisticated people who only want the best. In fact, this week we’re sharing some of the best ways to live the greatest life possible. If you don’t want what’s best for you, then leave. From smoking hash, to shaving your balls, Google has it all. Interestingly enough, it seems [...]

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Google Statistics: Mystery of the Hanging Shopping Cart

Posted by Stephen W. on Aug 17, 2009 in Google Maps, Google Street View, WTF?!

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Google Statistics always checks around every corner when it comes to Google Street View. This time we found a shopping cart somewhat out of place. And by “out of place”, we mean hanging 15ft high up on a street sign in the middle of town. How did this mysterious shopping cart get here? [...]

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Google Statistics: Google Pig Latin

Posted by Stephen W. on Aug 12, 2009 in Google Search, WTF?!

Google Statistics discovered a mysterious side of Google this week. This may even leave those involved in deciphering the Davinci Code nothing more than dumbfounded. As crazy as it may sound, Google Search has been spliced with a dead language: Pig Latin. The Ancients would certainly be proud to find that their language has survived [...]

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Google Statistics: “An Epic Struggle” God vs. Tits

Posted by Stephen W. on Aug 9, 2009 in Google Trends, WTF?!

Google Statistics senses a disturbance amongst the Universe. A quick check on Google Trends shows the root of this. Looks like God and Tits are vying for the consciousness of all humanity. This battle seems to have been at a stalemate ever since time began. I don’t know about you guys, but I’d bet all [...]

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Google Statistics: Google Search on “How Easy..”

Posted by Stephen W. on Aug 1, 2009 in Google Search, WTF?!

Google Statistics can show some interesting finds, but not without people using Google to search exactly what it is they want. Seems as if enough people have searched Google to see how easy it is to obtain their needs and priorities. Most cases show that pregnancy is a must, but as you can see, a [...]

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Google Statistics: Street View Captures Epic Sword Fight!

Posted by Stephen W. on Jul 30, 2009 in Google Maps, Google Street View, WTF?!

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Google Statistics never ceases to impress. Who says Google Street view is only useful for things like finding directions and shortcuts?  Lucky for us, the Google Street View team managed to come across this gem. There must be a rift between space and time that caused these two warriors to travel hundreds of [...]

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Google Statistics: Google Search on “Why do Black..”

Posted by Stephen W. on Jul 29, 2009 in Google Search, WTF?!

Google Statistics on the Google search engine is easier than ever, now that it offers an Auto-Complete feature. I type in “Why do Black” into the search bar, and instantly, Google tries to guess what I’m searching for. The odd thing was, I was planning on finding out “why do black rims cost so much?” [...]

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Google Statistics- This Just In: Orgies May Be More American than Apple Pie!

Posted by Stephen W. on Jul 28, 2009 in Google Trends, WTF?!

Google Statistics proves what’s more popular in the United States. Using popular key words that define proud americans, such as Apple Pie and Baseball Gloves, we found that perhaps these don’t interest the American people as much as Orgies do. No wonder all these people have been getting elected into congress lately.
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Google Statistics Observes Good Parenting Vs. Anal Fisting

Posted by Stephen W. on Jul 27, 2009 in Google Trends, WTF?!

Google Statistics never lie. First off, it’s too bad that the world searches Google for Anal Fisting a lot more than Good parenting. That in itself is shame enough. The thing that really makes this shocking is the sudden spike of people interested in “Anal Fisting” at the end of 2005. WTF happened in 2005? [...]

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