Google Statistics http://googlestatistics.com Google is a whole other site. Our job is to simply provide statistics and entertainment Tue, 23 Feb 2010 03:39:32 +0000 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.9.2 en hourly 1 Google Statistics http://googlestatistics.com/2010/02/22/how-do-i-get-my-sister-to-sleep-with-me/ http://googlestatistics.com/2010/02/22/how-do-i-get-my-sister-to-sleep-with-me/#comments Tue, 23 Feb 2010 03:38:53 +0000 Stephen W. http://googlestatistics.com/?p=214

Google statistics often comes across odd information, but it’s never been this easy before. This showed up on the front page of top searches in the united states today.’ How do I get my sister to sleep with me’ stole the #5 rank, and this is ahead of Obama – the freaking president of the United States! Thanks to David G for this submission.

]]> http://googlestatistics.com/2010/02/22/how-do-i-get-my-sister-to-sleep-with-me/feed/ 0 Google Statistics: Search on ‘Why does my belly button…’ http://googlestatistics.com/2010/01/07/google-statistics-search-why-does-my-belly-button/ http://googlestatistics.com/2010/01/07/google-statistics-search-why-does-my-belly-button/#comments Thu, 07 Jan 2010 04:27:01 +0000 Stephen W. http://googlestatistics.com/?p=211

Google statistics offers a variety of reasons each of us are different. Apparently, several people have been searching to learn more about their belly buttons, giving us proof just how diverse we all are. Some people have belly buttons that stink, while others simply itch. Some belly buttons hurt, or even bleed. Some only hurt when you pee, and some continue to smell like poop. Either way, we should all love each other, and be sure to be proud of our belly buttons!

Submitted by Zachary D. Thanks Zach!

]]> http://googlestatistics.com/2010/01/07/google-statistics-search-why-does-my-belly-button/feed/ 1 Google Statistics: Search “How to Have a Miscarriage ON PURPOSE” WTF?! http://googlestatistics.com/2010/01/04/google-statistics-search-how-to-have-a-miscarriage-on-purpose-wtf/ http://googlestatistics.com/2010/01/04/google-statistics-search-how-to-have-a-miscarriage-on-purpose-wtf/#comments Mon, 04 Jan 2010 19:13:46 +0000 Stephen W. http://googlestatistics.com/?p=206

Google Statistics shows that we’ve reached a new low (or perhaps a new level of convenience), with the finding that modern day women are searching for a way to have a miscarriage on purpose. Seems abstinence is a joke. Condoms?: who needs ‘em! Birth Control is too annoying, and the morning-after pill is too rushed. These fine ladies take their time when it comes to the time to decide if they should give birth to the baby they’ve conceived. Lucky for them, Google is the place to make it happen!

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Google Statistics enhances the quality of life for everyone on Earth. Unfortunately this guy may be border-line suicidal. Don’t worry though. Someone caught wind of this, and the Google Street View team was the first at the scene. We wanted to catch his act live, and record it in Google Street View for all to see, however, this gentleman was too camera shy to put on a show. Google seems to have the power to save lives, whether we like it, or not..

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Google Statistics often utilizes the Google Suggest auto-complete feature to find related searches on what the majority of other people may be searching for. We didn’t come across this on purpose, but while I was typing in “what are these 3 red lights in a ring on my Xbox 360?” I couldn’t help but notice this intriguing search suggestion. There’s no doubt that somebody, somewhere found themselves in a position where they had realized there were strawberries on their nipples, and had no idea why. Seems they figured searching on Google for the answer was simply for the best.

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Google Statistics has a insatiable taste for fine delicacies across the map. Seeing that we have such a sophisticated taste for exotic foods, we decided to share a juicy, rare surprise to our readers. As you can see, we’ve mixed the best of two worlds, Google and Bacon! That’s right, you can have both, and it’s free. Damn thing pops right out of your screen and before you know it, you’ll be caught licking your computer screen at work and around friends. Just make sure you don’t make yourself look like a fool, because you don’t know it’s not really bacon, dumbass.

Check out GOOGLE BACON here for yourself!!

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Google Statistics is a place for sophisticated people who only want the best. In fact, this week we’re sharing some of the best ways to live the greatest life possible. If you don’t want what’s best for you, then leave. From smoking hash, to shaving your balls, Google has it all. Interestingly enough, it seems out of this entire list of “best of’s”, saving for college and studying is dead last. Ah, doesn’t this make you proud that the people of this world have their priorities straight?

]]> http://googlestatistics.com/2009/09/18/google-statistics-search-best-way-to/feed/ 1 Google Statistics: Google Search on “Why is..” http://googlestatistics.com/2009/08/26/google-statistics-google-search-on-why-is-there-a-dead-pakistani-on-my-couch/ http://googlestatistics.com/2009/08/26/google-statistics-google-search-on-why-is-there-a-dead-pakistani-on-my-couch/#comments Thu, 27 Aug 2009 03:46:47 +0000 Stephen W. http://googlestatistics.com/?p=161 googlestatistics google search- why is there a dead pakistani on my couch

Google Statistics seems to be just scraping the surface on how to utilize Google-Suggest “auto-complete” feature as a way to find what people have on their mind. Why is the sky blue? Why is the grass green? Screw that boring crap, some poor guy out there is worried about deeper things, like “WHY IS THERE A DEAD PAKISTANI ON MY COUCH?” WTF kind of crazy things is going on at this dude’s place?!

]]> http://googlestatistics.com/2009/08/26/google-statistics-google-search-on-why-is-there-a-dead-pakistani-on-my-couch/feed/ 0 Google Statistics: Mystery of the Hanging Shopping Cart http://googlestatistics.com/2009/08/17/mystery-of-the-hashopping-cart/ http://googlestatistics.com/2009/08/17/mystery-of-the-hashopping-cart/#comments Tue, 18 Aug 2009 01:19:36 +0000 Stephen W. http://googlestatistics.com/?p=50
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Google Statistics always checks around every corner when it comes to Google Street View. This time we found a shopping cart somewhat out of place. And by “out of place”, we mean hanging 15ft high up on a street sign in the middle of town. How did this mysterious shopping cart get here? Could it be left behind from a few drunk guys leaving the bar from the previous night? Perhaps the result of a nearby super market explosion? Maybe the residents come home from shopping and hang their goods high up on the street poles so that the homeless keep away from their apartment at night? It may remain a mystery forever.

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Google Statistics discovered a mysterious side of Google this week. This may even leave those involved in deciphering the Davinci Code nothing more than dumbfounded. As crazy as it may sound, Google Search has been spliced with a dead language: Pig Latin. The Ancients would certainly be proud to find that their language has survived into the future of the internet, that we know as Web 2.0.

CLICK HERE to check out Google Pig Latin

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