Google Statistics: Search on ‘Why does my belly button…’
Google statistics offers a variety of reasons each of us are different. Apparently, several people have been searching to learn more about their belly buttons, giving us proof just how diverse we all are. Some people have belly buttons that stink, while others simply itch. Some belly buttons hurt, or even bleed. Some only hurt when you pee, and some continue to smell like poop. Either way, we should all love each other, and be sure to be proud of our belly buttons!
Submitted by Zachary D. Thanks Zach!




That was a finely worded piece of comedy right there. Well done!