Posted by Stephen W. on Jul 24, 2009 in
GoogleStatistics.com Google Statistics is an entertainment/knowledge blog, showing tons of outrageous and down-right ridiculous stats on anything Google related, that will leave you thinking,” WTF?!” We cannot stress enough that we are in no way connected to Google.com, but we hope to discover and share any truly surprising and insane finds on the Google Search Engine, as long as it blows your mind or has you feel embarrassed for humanity as a whole.
These posts will be submitted by our site’s author’s, but we value all of our reader’s inputs, and hope that you will submit your own ridiculous finds to us via email, which we do read, and will end up on our front page 9/10 times.
Thanks for following Google Statistics, and please feel free to send in any ridiculous/Wtf style info, links, and screenshots for us to post. Google Search, Google Trends, and Google Maps are always the most valuable tools for doing so.
-Stephen W.
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Posted by Stephen W. on Jan 7, 2010 in
Google Search,
WTF?! 
Google statistics offers a variety of reasons each of us are different. Apparently, several people have been searching to learn more about their belly buttons, giving us proof just how diverse we all are. Some people have belly buttons that stink, while others simply itch. Some belly buttons hurt, or even bleed. Some only hurt when you pee, and some continue to smell like poop. Either way, we should all love each other, and be sure to be proud of our belly buttons!
Submitted by Zachary D. Thanks Zach!
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Posted by Stephen W. on Jan 4, 2010 in
Google Search,
WTF?! 
Google Statistics shows that we’ve reached a new low (or perhaps a new level of convenience), with the finding that modern day women are searching for a way to have a miscarriage on purpose. Seems abstinence is a joke. Condoms?: who needs ‘em! Birth Control is too annoying, and the morning-after pill is too rushed. These fine ladies take their time when it comes to the time to decide if they should give birth to the baby they’ve conceived. Lucky for them, Google is the place to make it happen!
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Posted by Stephen W. on Nov 30, 2009 in
Google Maps,
Google Street View,
WTF?!
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Google Statistics enhances the quality of life for everyone on Earth. Unfortunately this guy may be border-line suicidal. Don’t worry though. Someone caught wind of this, and the Google Street View team was the first at the scene. We wanted to catch his act live, and record it in Google Street View for all to see, however, this gentleman was too camera shy to put on a show. Google seems to have the power to save lives, whether we like it, or not..
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Posted by Stephen W. on Oct 25, 2009 in
Google Search,
WTF?! 
Google Statistics often utilizes the Google Suggest auto-complete feature to find related searches on what the majority of other people may be searching for. We didn’t come across this on purpose, but while I was typing in “what are these 3 red lights in a ring on my Xbox 360?” I couldn’t help but notice this intriguing search suggestion. There’s no doubt that somebody, somewhere found themselves in a position where they had realized there were strawberries on their nipples, and had no idea why. Seems they figured searching on Google for the answer was simply for the best.
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Posted by Stephen W. on Oct 8, 2009 in
Google Search,
WTF?! 
Google Statistics has a insatiable taste for fine delicacies across the map. Seeing that we have such a sophisticated taste for exotic foods, we decided to share a juicy, rare surprise to our readers. As you can see, we’ve mixed the best of two worlds, Google and Bacon! That’s right, you can have both, and it’s free. Damn thing pops right out of your screen and before you know it, you’ll be caught licking your computer screen at work and around friends. Just make sure you don’t make yourself look like a fool, because you don’t know it’s not really bacon, dumbass.
Check out GOOGLE BACON here for yourself!!
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Posted by Stephen W. on Sep 18, 2009 in
Google Search,
WTF?! 
Google Statistics is a place for sophisticated people who only want the best. In fact, this week we’re sharing some of the best ways to live the greatest life possible. If you don’t want what’s best for you, then leave. From smoking hash, to shaving your balls, Google has it all. Interestingly enough, it seems out of this entire list of “best of’s”, saving for college and studying is dead last. Ah, doesn’t this make you proud that the people of this world have their priorities straight?
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Posted by Stephen W. on Aug 26, 2009 in
Google Search,
WTF?! 
Google Statistics seems to be just scraping the surface on how to utilize Google-Suggest “auto-complete” feature as a way to find what people have on their mind. Why is the sky blue? Why is the grass green? Screw that boring crap, some poor guy out there is worried about deeper things, like “WHY IS THERE A DEAD PAKISTANI ON MY COUCH?” WTF kind of crazy things is going on at this dude’s place?!
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Posted by Stephen W. on Aug 17, 2009 in
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Google Street View,
WTF?!
Grotere kaart weergeven
Google Statistics always checks around every corner when it comes to Google Street View. This time we found a shopping cart somewhat out of place. And by “out of place”, we mean hanging 15ft high up on a street sign in the middle of town. How did this mysterious shopping cart get here? Could it be left behind from a few drunk guys leaving the bar from the previous night? Perhaps the result of a nearby super market explosion? Maybe the residents come home from shopping and hang their goods high up on the street poles so that the homeless keep away from their apartment at night? It may remain a mystery forever.
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Posted by Stephen W. on Aug 12, 2009 in
Google Search,
WTF?! 
Google Statistics discovered a mysterious side of Google this week. This may even leave those involved in deciphering the Davinci Code nothing more than dumbfounded. As crazy as it may sound, Google Search has been spliced with a dead language: Pig Latin. The Ancients would certainly be proud to find that their language has survived into the future of the internet, that we know as Web 2.0.
CLICK HERE to check out Google Pig Latin
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Posted by Stephen W. on Aug 9, 2009 in
Google Trends,
WTF?! 
Google Statistics senses a disturbance amongst the Universe. A quick check on Google Trends shows the root of this. Looks like God and Tits are vying for the consciousness of all humanity. This battle seems to have been at a stalemate ever since time began. I don’t know about you guys, but I’d bet all my money on the Red Team!
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Posted by Stephen W. on Aug 6, 2009 in
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Google Statistics has always been a fan of true love. Let’s just hope Leslie says, ”Yes” to this Geek when she sees him on Google Street View on her computer. I can only imagine how creative he got while asking his soon-to-be father in law for permission to take his daughter’s hand in marriage. Oh, and to the Asian chic to the right, WTF?! I’m not your mom.
Click here to see for yourself!
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Posted by Stephen W. on Aug 1, 2009 in
Google Search,
WTF?! 
Google Statistics can show some interesting finds, but not without people using Google to search exactly what it is they want. Seems as if enough people have searched Google to see how easy it is to obtain their needs and priorities. Most cases show that pregnancy is a must, but as you can see, a rouge few have other plans. I mean, who could blame them, who doesn’t need to see some penguins like right now?
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Posted by Stephen W. on Jul 30, 2009 in
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Google Street View,
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Google Statistics never ceases to impress. Who says Google Street view is only useful for things like finding directions and shortcuts? Lucky for us, the Google Street View team managed to come across this gem. There must be a rift between space and time that caused these two warriors to travel hundreds of years into the future. What are the odds that the guys at Google happened to be driving by at the same time? Click here to See for yourself!
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Posted by Stephen W. on Jul 29, 2009 in
Google Search,
WTF?! 
Google Statistics on the Google search engine is easier than ever, now that it offers an Auto-Complete feature. I type in “Why do Black” into the search bar, and instantly, Google tries to guess what I’m searching for. The odd thing was, I was planning on finding out “why do black rims cost so much?” I had no idea that Google was this smart, even I didn’t know I wanted to hear more on black stereotypes.
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Posted by Stephen W. on Jul 28, 2009 in
Google Trends,
WTF?! 
Google Statistics proves what’s more popular in the United States. Using popular key words that define proud americans, such as Apple Pie and Baseball Gloves, we found that perhaps these don’t interest the American people as much as Orgies do. No wonder all these people have been getting elected into congress lately.
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